Mondays are a Conspiracy
* AlesS wakes up and yawns<AlesS> damn, I've slept for 9 hours
* AlesS makes some Earl Grey to help him dealing with Monday
<valen> It sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.
<valen> LOL
<AlesS> it's conspiracy, surely
<Fafnir> surely.
<valen> Humm
<AlesS> well I don't have any evidence, but it's quite obvious
<valen> Haha
<valen> Did you use Occam's Razor to come to that conclusion?
<AlesS> but of course, it's the simplest scenario: "How do we make his life difficult?" "Introduce Mondays!"
<valen> Bingo.
<valen> Sounds like a plan.
<valen> Mondays... The biggest scam in history
<AlesS> indeed, it's a safe bet that religions are a scam
<AlesS> especially this one that introduced this Monday
<valen> Yea
<valen> Any religion that introduces stuff like Mondays is bad
<valen> However...
<valen> I do like religions that introduced Friday, Saturdays, and Sundays.
<AlesS> that was all one and the same religion
<AlesS> even you can't see through it
<AlesS> it's quite subtle
<valen> Yes
<valen> It is
<AlesS> I mean, what is the probability that the whole world without an exception would adopt the 7-day week from one religion?
<valen> Yep
<valen> I'm wondering why 7 days as well
<valen> Was it a Magic Number(tm)?
<AlesS> I don't know that (yet), but I'm sure it's to maximise the impact of conspiracy and to minimise its discovery
<valen> Yes
<valen> That sounds right
<valen> Humm. I wonder. Haha
<AlesS> it's just so improbable for this to be a random occurence, it's quite obvious it has been designed; people wouldn't just submit and accept this concept about weeks, they've all been brainwashed by the subtlety of their governments infiltrated by cabal
<valen> Oh yes.
<valen> And what's up with months.
<valen> Obviously, that has ties to the exact same conspiricy
<AlesS> not at all, the concept of months is older by far, and it has changed quite a lot through the history... this calendar we have now is not even 1000 years old
<valen> Ah
<valen> True
<AlesS> I believe this thing about months is just a diversion to occupy our attention; the concept of weeks is far older and hasn't ever changed
<valen> Oh. Very interesting. :)
<AlesS> May I publish this conversation on the web? :>
<valen> Sure. LOL
posted by AlesS @ 7/19/2004 10:02:00 AM
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